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[IvanReese]

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.

[IvanReese]

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

[IvanReese]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" 

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

[SCM]

O__O I had this vision the other day that someone would make a new humor thread. | Uh, I like the first one. Um... probably can't do any of my offensive jokes on this site... so puns it is. 

 

A waiter accidentally spills the lemonade drinks all over the people at the booth. I then shout across the restaurant, "Citrus got real!" 

[~stεεlspectrum~]

Maybe I just don't get out enough, but I had to look up the grasshopper one.

Also. I'm not really sure who to credit this to, but I saw it somewhere else:

 

I just got off Zumanjaro: Drop of Doom... and it was the world's biggest letdown.

[TheCodeMaster]

Wanna hear a joke?

The Walking Dead - The Ride @ Thorpe Park

Edited by TheCodeMaster, 02 April 2018 - 01:50 PM.

[IvanReese]

Husband: There are broken condoms on our couch.

 

Wife: How many times have I told you not to call our children that?

[IvanReese]

I was told that there are 3 rings in life:

 

The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

[IvanReese]

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

 

An Edison.

[SCM]

Pfffft the broken condom one actually made me laugh! Let's see here... a funny part from SpongeBob. Why not two? 

 

Plankton: Riddle me this, Karen! What's hollow, full of lies, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth? 

Karen: Our marriage.