The funniest thing you ever heard.....
#1
Posted 22 August 2004 - 02:02 PM
about a ride or park in a queue line?
The other day I was in the queue for
a Vekoma SLC (Standard Layout) at Pleasureland, the local theme park. It has been
running for 6 years now, it's called Traumatizer and it was having some
technical problems- the train was stuck in the brake run for about 5 minutes, and the
line was silent, waiting for it to finally start running again, when a voice in front of me
and my brother piped up- 'Do you think it runs on petrol'?
So,
what's your funniest thing you ever heard in a queue line?
#2
Posted 22 August 2004 - 02:05 PM
TTD chewing gum. Gosh, if only the were smart to know that no one has died on
TTD. It was Raging Bull,lol.
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#3
Posted 22 August 2004 - 02:17 PM
say wheres the gas pedal on test track,
and people ontalon are are like-what
wehangon the track?
honestly, some of the general public first
timers................................
-matt-
#4
Posted 22 August 2004 - 02:29 PM
"Yea This ride is awesome, especially the 90 degree
drop!"
And I laughed when I heard this one.
"Viper is closed...Yeah theyre probably maiking not so rough"
"Yea! GASM does like a million "Loop de loops""
I hate wen people say loop de loops
CC
.:Zoom.Zoom.Forever:.
#5 Guest_Twister II_*
Posted 22 August 2004 - 02:45 PM
the top of the top hat.
#6
Posted 22 August 2004 - 03:01 PM
Great Bear. the person in front of me asked his friend" why are those nets
there?"... the friend says, "so no one falls out."
Then, the
person in front of me says, "Oh, well that'd be a cool thing to do.
Let's put our hands up!"
#7
Posted 22 August 2004 - 04:30 PM
it is long dead now).
My personal fav is this:
(While in line for TTD)
"Do they put that smoke there?" (Refering to the fake fog before
TTD launches)
"No, the wheels spin so fast it makes smoke."
Another one is while in line for Speed,
(Some random guy says to me:)
"Do you know how fast this goes?"
Me:"Yeah. It launches at
40mph then launches to 70 after the loop."
Random guy:"No. It goes
70 right away, I've been on it before."
#8
Posted 22 August 2004 - 04:35 PM
did sum1 sya that cuz i said that the first time i saw it when i was like 8 or ten or
sumthing. yes im blonde
-matt-
#9
Posted 22 August 2004 - 06:31 PM
It took me a while to decode that.
#10
Posted 22 August 2004 - 09:49 PM
waiting in the Apollo's Chariot line: "Yeah, it's the tallest coaster in
the world, other than some one in Japan. Going 150 mph was crazy."
#11
Posted 22 August 2004 - 10:36 PM
PM
[b]There was some people
talken how some girl died on TTD chewing gum. Gosh, if only the were smart to know
that no one has died on TTD. It was Raging
Bull,lol.
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#12
Posted 22 August 2004 - 10:50 PM
when inline for perilous(SP) plunge a old woman askes the ride-op do you get wet?
and the op just
laughed....not really that funny tho......went on riptide(very painfull) and a littel kid
asked his dad to tell the "worker man" to make the ride not go
upsidedown...thats all...
#13
Posted 22 August 2004 - 10:51 PM
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#14
Posted 22 August 2004 - 10:57 PM
dumbstruck... ...
<ha..he's cool
#15 Guest_Twister II_*
Posted 23 August 2004 - 05:36 AM
Dragon@Castles and Coasters) I asked the op if it went upside down, he
said"Ya only once", Well I went on it anyways, I got so scared i almost
peed in my pants, I never went on another Swinging Ship until about 5 years later...
#16
Posted 23 August 2004 - 07:27 AM
"That drop has got to
be close to 90 degrees..."
My sister at SFGADV, (Walking towards
B:TR)
"Whats the yellow ride?" This would not have been that funny
if I had not shown her pictures of the new color scheme of B:TR...
Storm
Runner's Que,
"I hope this isn't like Superman where they let a
train go every 10 minutes." (This was after they were having some mechanical
problems with the ride, so it took like 15 minutes for them to fix it.)
Superman Ride of Steel (SFA) Que,
Ride Op talking about S:ROS: "Its
still like the 4th tallest in the world..."
#17
Posted 23 August 2004 - 08:25 AM
available seat should be taken. He wanted me and my friend (jmrtc89) to split up. We
fought and I ended up riding with him. He started telling me that I should respect him
and while going down the drop I cussed at him. At the top of the ravens turn his cell
phone fell out but it kind of floated in front of us. I could have grabbed it but instead I
watched it fall to the ground as I laughed my @$$ off. The coaster was
on my side in this fight.
#18
Posted 23 August 2004 - 08:30 AM
had a good response. Keep 'em coming....
#19
Posted 23 August 2004 - 08:56 AM
when people at Cedar Point say "which coaster is Magnum Force?"
I also think it is funny how everytime I get in Maggie's line, some stupid people
try to walk in the freeway line without stamps.
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