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[coasteragent99]

but they were just planning to ride...

[Dakanektr]

the ghost of

Drachen Fire!
( coming soon in Knex form. )

[ChEtCoAsTa]

Dakenektr is really a constipated appirition in

disguise!

[Dakanektr]

that is, as an alter

ego, but the lift of the Drachen Fire was completed, and when people saw it, they

said........

[sixflagsfreak56]

...holy friggin pockets of mother chicken...

[Westside7th]

that coaster looks like a piece of...

[gforce]

cake, it's sooo easy....

[coastercrazy10]

What the heck is that thing (with tyrants personal

photo expression) ???? ...then they went to...

crazy

[Dakanektr]

find out that the

cake was literally marble cake so it is really hard especially the wraparound

corkscrew

[Westside7th]

but then Dak realized marble cake doesn't have

wrap around corkscrews and ate the cake in one whole gulp. This gave him gas and

he felt bloated. Meanwhile, at Cedar Point....

[Dakanektr]

This gave him gas and he felt

bloated

HAHA ...............7th was farting

away on top of ttd............

[Adam_Deux]

. . . "Hally Jeezum, what in the

flip-floppin' flubbering baby dead bird beatin' fluffy marshmallow

eatin' kind of contraption is that?", because they were all. . .

[coastercrazy10]

yellin', "what the

flip-flappin-jaw-crackin-rock-boba is going on?" at the president because...

crazy

[Westside7th]

the vice president shouted

"WHO-DI-HOOOO!" and everyone ran for cover. Then...

[Adam_Deux]

. . . TTD started sinking and the car launched just in

time, staying just inches above the ground until. . .

[coastercrazy10]

some dude tried to lift TTD out of the ground but...

crazy

[Adam_Deux]

. . .could it be? Yes! It was! It was

Bi-Polar Man, the half human half polar bear superhero from Antartica!. .

.

[coasteragent99]

Who though CP was too warm, so forgot about TTD

and took off to

[Westside7th]

Scotland to buy a kilt...