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[RollerManiac]

... and Looping Star is destroyed...(along with Gump)

[SuperTKDKid]

SuperTkdkid, being adventerous, was bored one day and decided to break The Stig out of the slums just for fun. We then teamed up like BFFs and made it our life's goal to rebuild every coaster that was in the coaster hall of fame exactly the same as the builder. However in order to be able to fund that they duo robbed many banks and the knex factory for parts. They started with Jumpge's Bobsled when realizing that........

[Aaron]

..Bobsled was too amazingly perfect for SuperTkdKid and The Stig to recreate by themselves. They needed the help of Jumpge himself. The only problem was that Jumpge was on vacation all the way in Egypt. So together, Tkd and Stig composed a letter to send to Jumpge asking for help.

[SuperTKDKid]

After we wrote the letter, we tied it to a Owl that we named Hedwig the Pothead making fun of Harry Pothead. It divebomed into the ground, so we mailed it instead. When it reached Jumpge in Egypt, he opened it and shouted "I MUST GET BACK TO AMERICA TO RECREATE MY MASTERPEICE!" But when he did that his slavemaster (hes a slave) shouted at him to get back to work. He then began to devise a plan in his head to break out. The next night, he put his plan into action. This is how it went.....

[The Stig]

... Step #1: Get 150 lbs of all-purpose flour...

[love4kanex]

Step 2: Gather as much bacon as possible...

[SuperTKDKid]

Step 3: Get water and make Bacon Bread.

[Eggo]

Step 4: Eat all the bacon bread, and then become super sluggish, and quick enough to pass the guards... but

[The Stig]

... Guard dogs! They smell the bacon and begin pusuit...

[SuperTKDKid]

The gaurd dogs then see some girl dogs, and run after them instead. He goes to climb over the wall, paying a guard in one of the towers to let him, but then...

[The Stig]

... He realizes that the guard is none other than The Burrito Master himself!
TBM calmly walks over, smiles, and says, ...

[Old_Hag]

"I love you."

[Aaron]

...Jumpge slapped him in the face and yelled, "I'm a guy!" Jumpge took his money back from Tbm and climbed down the tower quickly. He ran across the yard, hearing the faint voice of Tbm calling, "No, please, come back! Marry me Jumpge! MAARRYYY MEEEE!!!" Jumpge slipped out of the gates un-noticed, and made his way to the Egyptian air port.

[SuperTKDKid]

Jumpge then tried to fly back to America, but Security at the airport realized he was a slave, so Jumpge high jacked a plane and flew home. He took a bus to the remains of the coaster hall of fame, only for me and Stig to realize that...

[love4kanex]

...Jumpge didn't have any finger nails!! To solve the catastrophe they decided to...

[Aaron]

...buy some artificial womens fingernail extensions. After the problem was resolved, they got to work on recreating Bobsled. They built much of the coaster with no problems, but when they got to the launch, they realized that the Lego NXT didn't work.

[SuperTKDKid]

We then pissed ourselves, quit the dream of re building every coaster, and shipped Jumpge back to Egypt. We then decided to have me fill the new building up with my coasters. I then became the new Gump. No it is not a dream, it actually happended. But then *gasp* my TT motor on my flyers lift broke sending the train back down the lift smashing into the train in the station....

[Sniggeh]

Then Tkd cancelled his coaster, tried to build another one, then cancelled that, too. When Gump heard that his title had been stolen, he went to Tkd's house and...

[SuperTKDKid]

But Gump is already Dead.^ Her spirit drifted cross the deck, as dead are wont to do....my good leg froze, when I beheald, the Ghost of a girl and her crew.
Edit: Meanwhile all the people killed and who got injuries in the train crash on the flyer were brought to a giant pit for the nightly bonfire cause we were out of wood.

[commando]

Then Hilter came back to life, at the smell of burning bodies, and was spotted flying a magic carpet that left a rainbow trail. Then....