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[love4kanex]

I build a GIANT sand castle that Hitler crashes into and one of the towers falls on him and crushes him to death...or does it?....

[SuperTKDKid]

It does.^ Everyone then lives on peacefully. The End.

[RollerManiac]

Last Friday, a boy and a young girl were found dead. The police said that they they found blood everywhere. Their heads were cut off, and chainsaw marks were visible all over their bodies. Numerous reports like this have been told. For it can only be...

Friday, the Thirteenth...

[SuperTKDKid]

We all then freaked out and went underground into hiding as the killer is staying out for good.
All of us SSCers, now being immortal unless being murdered, live forever. I was brave enough to go above on the land to video tape the decomposition of all of man's structures. I then turned that into a TV show called Life After People. Everyone may tune into their netflix account to watch.

[The Stig]

... But it was soon discovered that the mass of underground tunnels would be prone to heavy flooding. Therefore, uninhabitable by the SSC refugees.

It was then decided that the only safe place in the world would be the island of Cedar Point, once the bridge was demolished. So SSC set up headquarters in Cedar Point. But in the days after, the people started to cry out, "How will we get food?" "How will we get clothing?" "Where can I plug in my Playstation?"

So the people of SSC needed a new President of the World. The new president won the election with a landslide victory. It was unanimous that the new SSC President of the World would be ......

[Eggo]

None other than the incredibly famous, extremely worthy, Pyro! When the SSC members heard of this outrage, then decided to start hacking the forum, then BGTKing yelled "Oh ____

[Jogumpie]

___Lord, also known as Gump, can you please deal with the situation?
And so did Gump, he IP-banned Pyro and his followers and peace returned to SSC. But not for long, because Gump's plan to reign all of SSC and the complete K'nex company was set in action. Gump started with replacing all avatars by gore-filled violent pornographic pictures, followed by...

[SuperTKDKid]

Gump suddenly being turned into a Christian by the power of Builders of Faith, who is currently powering up all of the rides in Cedar Point for everyone to ride. We will then train people to be mechanics, ride ops, and groundsmen. Everyone will build huts in between TTD's launch run and brake run. But then due to the crappiness of the mechanics, there was an accident on....

[The Stig]

Mean Streak involving the upstop wheels on car #4 and an under-cooked hot dog. Luckily, everyone escaped with only minor scratches and bruises. But Mean Streak was forever ruined beyond repair. In the aftermath of the incident, SuperTkdkid said, "We can use all this wood to build our new church. We'll call it...

[Aaron]

...the Church of Gumpism." Over the period of 4 months, SuperTkdkid and his crew managed to gather all of the salvageable wood from the wreckage. They built the church in another 6 months, the reason it took so long being that Tkd and his crew were very inexperienced in construction. Gump approves!

[SuperTKDKid]

It wasn't that we were very inexperienced, it was that we wanted to do some very nice molding in the Church. We held our first mass there, when suddenly the train on TTD disconnected from the track on a test run and crashed into...

[Jogumpie]

...the harlot on the pedestal. Yes, the mass was actually a black mass devoted to Satan, his Unholiness. Blood was shed in the Church of Gumpism. SuperTkdkid's biggest fear came alive, he actually turned into a Satanist.
Without hesitation he...

[Sniggeh]

...spontaneously combusted, and the crowd cheered, for they were released from the control of SuperTkdKid. However...

[Aaron]

...drove his golf cart over to Millennium Force and slew everyone in the line-up so he could ride immediately in the front row. With him being insane and all, he didn't bother to fasten his restraints. On the first drop, he flew out of his seat and got crazy "air time." He hit the ground at great velocity and...

EDIT* ^You beat me.... Can we still continue on from my story?
EDIT Actually, it still makes sense if Tkd were to combust after hitting the ground...

[Old_Hag]

Either way, during TKD's fall, his stash of viagra fell out of his pants and...

[SuperTKDKid]

Came back to life being Immortal, with nothing effective of hurting him, and ruler of Cedar Point forever with no fall, no matter what. He started organizing troops to go out and taking down some of the world's best coasters while matience crews removed unwanted rides in cedar point and sent them afloat on barges...We were then setting up Georgia Schorcer in Blue Streak's Old Location when....

[Sniggeh]

Suddenly the great Gump found his SuperTkdKid's Achilles Heel! Gump struck Connor in the weak spot, and fully bested the monster! All the rides were returned, no matter how bad they were, and everything was back to normal. But suddenly, a flying shark came down from the heavens and...

[SuperTKDKid]

He spat back out the newly healed SuperTkdkid, still immortal, with NO WEAKNESS, no achilles heel or anything that could kill me. You cannot kill me. You cannot remove me from power. You cannot overcome me. I cannot even choose to be removed. Sorry folks, but you got me forever. I resumed the progress of moving rides, now burning everything we remove. Then I sent Gump to the pits of Tartarus permanently, NO WAY OF REMOVING HIM. My crew then started removing The Texas Giant to Be Brought When.... (I cannot be killed remember that, I also cannot be removed from power or overcome.)

[commando]

God then takes a big s**t on TKD and damns his ass to hell, for all of time, for trying to have the power of god. Then screams out, "Boom roasted!". And Hitler goes to Cedar Point on his magic carpet.

[Aaron]

Tkd realized that being a satanist was a stupid thing to do. He became a Christian again and dropped his silly goal of removing rides from Cedar Point. He brought back all rides and gave everyone $50 as an apology for his actions. He also dropped his position of power.

Stop your little thing please Tkd...

EDIT* Beat me again...

Hitler started a Nazi death camp, wanting to execute all SSC members. We all rose up against him and killed him instead. We then shipped his body off to Australia.